severe TDS, and it's only Monday

in his spare

time,

when not playing golf

or hosting

banquets

at his home in 

Florida,

he discovers

a cure

for cancer, for autism.

he discovers

a way to make the blind

see

and the deaf hear.

the paralyzed can walk

now because

of his research.

he ends a few wars,

lowers the crime rate,

secures the border,

makes the stock

market boom,

lowers the prices of eggs

and milk,

and gasoline,

and this is all

before he turns in and

goes to sleep.

it's only Monday.

but they still hate

him.

they don't know what to do.

they're foaming

at the mouth

with anger. and how dare he

beautify and make

safe

Washington D.C.