imagination, i know that.
but a bearded
man
seems
smarter
than most hairless men.
Moses
had a beard,
although i don't know how
anyone would
know that.
there's no record of his wife
complaining
about scratchy
skin issues.
Leonardo Da Vinci,
Hemmingway
and Sophocles all had some
facial locks
going on.
Sigmund Freud
sported a nice
academic style beard.
Lincoln had some cheek
and chin fuzz
going on as well.
what you have to worry about
is the mustache,
any man with a mustache
you have to steer clear of.
for example, John Dillinger,
Pablo Escabar and Saddam Hussein,
all three sported staches, not
to mention
Hitler and Stalin.
then there was
Genchis Khan with his
fu Manchu.
and don't forget Satan and Snidely
Whiplash.
you get my point, don't you?
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