your next great investment

i see my

financial advisor, Frank, up ahead

on the corner

with a sign

and a bucket to receive

donations.

i pull up next to him and say,

Frank?

like what the hell?

what happened?

hey, he says, waving to traffic

going in the opposite

direction,

don't worry, your investments

are safe.

you were right about the whole

bit coin

and crypto currency thing.

i should have listened to you.

anyway,

your portfolio is doing great,

I see you're taking

your RMD's now.

well, the light just turned

green,

i guess i should get going.

okay, he says,

i'll send you an e-mail letter

about

this new AI

start up i think you should invest

in.

i know we missed the boat

on the Pfizer vaccine, but

i think we have a winner here.

okay?