we got to get you a woman

it seems

that women have more knowledge

about

so many

things that men

lack in.

take soap for example.

they know

soap.

they know what bar

to buy,

what isn't good

for your skin,

what might cause a rash.

they know milk and butter,

they know

soy

and almond,

they know

the spin dry,

or the fragile cycle

on the washing machine.

they know how to put

dishes into

the dishwasher,

knives down for example,

and how not to wash

dark clothes

with white.

they don't believe in bleach

like you do.

women seem to know where

everything is,

even if it isn't theirs,

coats and hats,

gloves

and phones,

your favorite shirt.

they know how to copy and paste

and how

to make a spread sheet

on your typing machine.

sometimes after a few

drinks

with my feet up on the coffee

table,

i wonder

if i should get back into

the game,

find me one again.