how to build a WNBA championship team in 2026

i tell my

son and all his friends that didn't

make the college

basketball

team

to try out for the WNBA.

but that's for women

they all say, laughing at me.

the W stands for women, right?

don't you have to be a girl.

not anymore, the W actually stands

for Woke.

trust me, i tell them.

their coaches are encouraging this.

they want

inclusivity.

here, put some lipstick on,

some blush.

i bought you guys some

perfume too

and

these sundresses.

pass around these packages

of pantyhose

i bought for all of you.

Jimmy you are now Janet,

Frank, you're Francis.

Billy, from now on we'll call

you Betsy. Okay?

also

you might need more tattoos

and some blue,

or green hair.

you guys are great playground

players.

you can all shoot the three,

you can dribble

and jump, you're fast,

my God,

half of you dunk the ball on

a regular basis.

you'll dominate in this league.

now all of you

get these dresses on

and try to get

on the same team.

you'll go undefeated.

you guys will be making Tampon

commercials

before you know it and making

the big bucks

in this league.