let's invade another country

when I see on tv

60 thousand Moroccan men

invade Spain,

i realize how incapable

i am in invading

another country.

i can't leave my house, 

without

my cell phone

and a charger,

credit cards and cash,

good walking shoes,

an umbrella and a bottle

of spring water.

if i was invading for a long

weekend, of course i would

need a small bag

with a change of underwear,

my shaving kit, deodorant

a toothbrush

and my ED meds,

but apparently you need none

of that, or

an ID or a passport

when invading Spain.

most of the invaders seem to be

swimming for miles

to reach shore,

or running wildly through

the open rusty gate.

they have nothing in their hands,

or on their backs.

there's not a single power bar

or bottle of Gatorade in sight.

No one is using sunscreen!

i can barely swim across my

community pool without flippers

and water wings.

i realize after watching all of these

exhausting videos,

that i have zero invasion skills,

none whatsoever.

i guess i'm stuck here.