Rosie

for kicks i decide to try and stay

up all night

and watch tv.

check out all the old commercials

for car waxes

and scratch removals.

gorilla glue,

and wrinkle creams.

i want to see what new gizmos

are on the market

for the bathroom,

or kitchen,

but i only make it to ten thirty

at night,

only halfway through 

the Greg Gutfeld show.

i fall asleep during another

funny joke about the women

on the View,

and Rosie coming back from

her self deportation

to Ireland.