hold
on, you are ninth in line.
please
enjoy
the music. feel
free to visit our online
website
where you can tell us why
you're bothering
us again
about your
billing or service,
or the occasional blackouts
during heat spells,
rain,
snow and ice,
thunderstorms and cold
fronts.
please have your account
with you,
and your latest
bill.
please hold or press one
if you'd like
to talk to a representative.
but that
line is much longer,
there are three hundred
and thirty-seven
other whiny babies
waiting before you.
No comments:
Post a Comment