what we need to do is dissect an infected bat

the egghead scientists,

bored

with their

day to day experiments

on mice and men,

decide to fool around

with a dead

bat

infected with an odd

virus.

it was a new

unexplored virus to study

and infect the world with,

not just other bats,

but people too.

it's complicated like

a Rubik's cube

needing a handful of brand

new vaccines, to curb

its symptoms,

can i get

a cha ching

and an amen?

we're tired of working on

measles

and cancer,

the common flu.

scabies, pffft.

we need a new exotic

disease 

to play around with.

someone get out the Bunsen

burner and the test tubes.

hand me that dead

bat and a scalpel

and let's hop to it.

it's against the law to do it

here, in the states,

so Anthony, get Amy Tan

on the phone

at the secret lab

in Wuhan.