Tuesday, July 21, 2026

whey not Sally or James?

you can
ruin a child's life by giving
him or
her some
crazy name at birth.
such as
Debee
with no i in the spelling,
or 
Saccharin, like the sweetener,
or Tylenol,
or Xanax.
Igor,
and Adolf are also mistakes.
not to mention,
Diablo,
or Judas.
Candy and Muffin, too,
are both
troublesome by the time
they're in grade school.

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