buying Uranium from Jimmy

just about

every

country has an atomic bomb

now,

despite

most of their people

being

poor and starving.

lotty dottie and

everybody

seems to have one.

of course they'd have

to lob

it over 

to their neighboring

countries

with a sling shot.

apparently,

to build such

a thing,

you just

have to download

the schematics

online

and buy some uranium

on the dark

web,

or from Jimmy on the corner

in his trenchcoat.

some

precise

ChatGPT

instructions will assist

you

in your homemade basement

bomb

construction.

but be careful, invest in a lead

vest

like the dentists use

and safety glasses.