the only people without Photo ID's

as a full-grown adult

anywhere between 21 and a 100,

if you don't possess

some sort of ID by then,

it means you've never driven

a car, owned a credit card,

been on a bus or train,

been to a doctor or dentist,

you've never gone to school,

you've never left the country,

or had any kind of job.

you've never been married,

or divorced, you've never

even been inside a Costco.

you're pretty much a loser

contributing nothing to society,

and truly, if that's the case 

you shouldn't be voting anyway,