Thursday, July 30, 2026

we don't need no stinking badges

it's a good time
to be alive and be in the ammunition
business.
sales are up
all over the country,
from Chicago to LA,
to DC,
and Philly,
not to mention
Mexico,
the Ukraine and Russia,
Gaza
and Iran.
bullets and bombs
are selling
like hot cakes, as well as
handguns,
assault rifles,
and drones.
bandoleros for the cartels
are out of stock.
nuclear weapons though
are a special
order and may take some
time
to be delivered,
if anyone is left to buy them.

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