going too slow in the right lane

why

am i so nervous and worried

when

i see a cop

car behind

me with his party lights on,

motioning

me to pull over.

i'm not on my phone

watching

YouTube vids,

i have no dope in the car,

no bundle

of drugs,

or packets of meth.

i haven't been

drinking, there are no

open containers of

anything except

a warm bottle of Yoo Hoo

in between my legs

and yet,

i begin to sweat as i fumble

for my

license and registration,

my proof of insurance.

there's no weapon

in the glove

box.

no expired tag,

or taillight out.

there's

no one in the trunk

tied up and gagged today.

what am i even worried

about?