submitted for your approval

strange how the sock

drawer

is full

and yet not one sock matches

the other.

each white sock

different,

each black sock

different.

how is this

possible?

i think it's worthy of

an episode

on the Twilight Zone.

i get busy

with the screen play.

i can hear Rod Serling's

voice now

as he slowly pulls

open a drawer

in the shadowy room,

then holds a lone 

sock up

for the camera.

no so forever young

the rock star,

in his seventies,

has to cancel his tours.

drugs

and drinking

and doing whatever it is that

rock stars

do on the road

has caught up

with him.

he's a train wreck

inside

and out.

forever young,

is just a song,

not a reality.

getting loose

i get my leg stuck

behind

my head while taking a 

yoga class

at the Y.

three women

roll me over and carefully

pry my ankle

loose

and straighten out

my leg.

one of them pats me

on the head

and hands me a pill,

here, she says.

this will loosen you up

for the next

move.

they won't let you forget

most birds

will veer off before colliding

into the window

as i watch

from inside.

but on occasion,

one

will dive head first

into the glass, then fall

to the ground.

stunned and embarrassed.

most survive

and fly away again, but

the other birds will

never let them live

it down.

the evening news

are they running low

on things

to scare us, to keep us

worried

and bereft of ways

to stay

alive

what's next.

what's in the air, under

the ground,

what will we run out of.

who

will kill us,

what germ?

what nation will overtake

us,

where is the asteroid

that will drop out of the sky

and make

mince meat pie

out of civilization?

stay tuned,

the evening news,

at five.

old and unwise

just because

her face

is creased with time,

with worry

and trouble,

or that there are

lines around his eyes

and mouth,

his hair

gone grey,

don't mistake this

for wisdom,

it doesn't always

work that way.

old does not equal

wisdom,

sometimes, just age.

do i miss those days?

do i miss those days?

of course i do.

the friends

now old,

the carefree life,

the late nights,

the chase

for love, or lust,

and settling

for like,

the dancing, the drinking.

the carousing

as young men do.

do i miss all of that.

that unbridled youth?

of course.

how about you?

gaslighting

do you hear

that? i ask

my new friend Midge, as she

lies beside me

on the couch.

we're watching a movie

on Turner Classics.

Gaslight.

do i hear what? she says.

that clicking noise.

a drip, or something.

she shrugs her shoulder

and says, nope.

well it's something,

click click click.

it's driving me crazy.

beats me, she says.

i get up and look around

the house,

i check the bathroom.

turning the knobs on the

sink and shower.

the kitchen sink is tight too.

i go down into the basement

and check the water

heater.

i look out the window.

it's not raining out.

exhausted i go back to lie

on the couch.

then i see in her hand a tiny

metal frog

that she keeps pressing on.

click click click.

this is not a good start,

seeing that we just met yesterday.

how about some popcorn,

she says,

as she casually slides the frog

beneath a pillow.

giving it one more shot

the screams

from next door, 

and the thump of things

crashing

against the shared wall

of our bedrooms

is not unusual.

not to mention music

by

Marvin Gaye

and Al Green blasting

at full volume.

the neighbors,

Pam and Bill,

told me

the other day as they

were carrying in a load

of oysters, candles and

bottles of wine that they're

trying once

more to have a baby.

she said they're giving it one

more shot

before throwing in

the towel.

i told her i had no real

clinical suggestions

as to how

to get the job done,

but i gave her

and her husband both

the thumbs up

and told them,

good luck.

looking in the mirror

the grocery

clerk

looks down at my

selection

of groceries, then

looks up

at me.

there's something she

wants to say

about my one

tomato,

my half quart of milk,

and a single

steak.

but she doesn't.

perhaps she's looking

in the mirror

and not at me.

what you need is a hobby

you need a hobby,

my therapist says. you need

some sort of

activity

to take your mind off

your problems.

go bowling, or take up

archery.

i roll my eyes. what?

do you like to fish, she says.

what about gardening?

or how about wood carving?

i have a friend that makes

salad bowls out of tree

trunks. you should see them.

he sells them down at

the flea market on Saturdays.

he just loses himself in

his work, whittling all day.

personally i like to knit

at night after i get home,

she says.

it's very invigorating.

i made that pillow over there.

see it, the one shaped

like a cat on the window sill?

i let out a deep sigh, 

and get up off

the couch where i've been

lying for fifty minutes,

wringing my hands.

don't you just have a pill or

something to numb my brain?

i ask her.

begging at the table

tired of begging

at the dinner table, 

whining in his high

pitched

voice, my dog,

Rex,

pulls a gun on us.

he sits there with a

threatening

look

on his furry face,

and waits.

we stare at the small

revolver

between his paws

then

carefully cut him

up a steak

and set it on the floor.

he nods

his approval

then puts the gun away.

things have

changed, we can't let

him watch tv

anymore.

it's early in the relationship

let's go on

a picnic, she says.

i have a blanket

and a basket, and a thermos

that i can put

ice tea in.

it's early in the relationship.

so i say,

okay.

i'm very agreeable

at this stage

of the game.

we haven't even had sex

yet, but

the prospects

are promising.

a picnic might get the ball

rolling

in that direction.

sure, i tell her. i'll boil

some eggs.

and make some cucumber

sandwiches

with the crust cut

off.

oh, she says, you're so

sweet.

i'll bake some cookies

for us.

chocolate chip

with nuts okay?

yup, i tell her,

as i search under the kitchen

sink for bug spray.

game on.

fossil fuel protesters

they don't

seem to realize that the earth

is  a virtual

bar of soap.

at some point it's all going

down the drain

no matter what

we use for fuel,

so why

glue yourself to the road

protesting

climate change.

why chain yourself

together

blocking the street

in the belief that you're

doing anything

that helps?

the earth

has been changing

constantly for a very long

time.

hot then cold.

cold then hot.

at some point the sun will

burn out

and the party will be over.

get a job, be good people,

stop annoying us,

and shut up.

the human sun dial

i don't know why

i have so many clocks

and watches.

things telling time.

the stove,

the microwave,

the phone,

the alarm clock. i don't

even care anymore what

time it is.

i have nowhere to be

where time matters.

i'm done with

punching the clock.

i use the sun for waking up,

and the moon

for going to sleep.

taking it too far

my neighbor found out

last week,

that she was a half of

one percent

Native American

she sent in her

spit to the Ancestry

web site

where they analyzed her saliva.

they found

a trace of DNA

linked to some people

who lived

in Arizona before it was

Arizona back in the 1600s.

she's blonde with blue

eyes and as white as flour,

i saw her the other

day in her back yard

wearing war paint

and a head dress of feathers.

she was

constructing a totem

pole and a teepee, she yelled

across the fence calling

me the white man

who stole her land.

then let out a loud war cry

that made the dog howl

and a flock of birds fly

out of a tree.

this could be trouble.

take off your shoes

i cringe

and roll my eyes

when i hear the words

take off your

shoes, we're a no shoes in

the house

kind of people,

and here, put on a mask,

one can't be too safe,

and shhhh,

be quiet, talk lightly,

the baby's sleeping.

this time of the day he

takes his nap.

do you mind turning off

your phone?

rocking back and forth

there's an art

in getting the car out of the mud

or slush

of ice and snow.

someone has

to push

and rock the boat

from behind

while

someone puts there

foot to the gas

pedal, gently

and kind,

giving it a slow roll,

forward then back.

you need sand, 

or stones

beneath the tires, something

to make it grip.

even this sweater that she

gave me

for Christmas last year,

it's in the trunk,

forever unworn

and a last minute gift.

stuff it under and let

it rip.

tumbleweed art

there's a whole

segment of the show

on the woman

who collects

tumbleweeds

and turns them into art,

into chandeliers

and lamps,

something to paint

and hang upon a high wall.

they are great balls

of weeds and shrubs, vines

and branches,

all magically wound

together.

that have been

rolling across the windblown

desert for weeks

on end.

i invite her over

after some time without

my housekeeper

and let her take what

she wants.

you're already there

there are variations

of the sigh,

the exhale

of air.

sometimes it's boredom,

disinterest

in what someone is

telling you,

or the book in your lap,

or maybe it's

frustration

with the stuck key,

the stubborn lock.

while other times

it's a momentary

flash of

despair.

when it feels like 

you're going nowhere,

and thinking that maybe

you might already 

be there.

the proper tip

do i tip

the barista who just handed

me a cup

of coffee,

what's fifteen

percent

of five dollars,

twenty percent?

he/she, hard to tell

anymore which,

did shuffle

three feet to the left

to pour the cream

and drop

in a packet of sweetener.

i'll be at work

who isn't pierced or inked

or some

part of

the radical left or right?

who hasn't joined

the circus,

the carnival, letting

their freak flags

fly? dying their hair blue,

or purple,

chanting in the streets

for political and cultural

rights.

who hasn't joined

the madness?

is it just you, and I?

ten thousand suns

more than

ten thousand suns have

spent their

light upon these walls,

and yet.

they still stand,

crumbling,

but strong.

what lesson is there

in this?

in that,

i'm not so sure.

my only regret

get on with it,  i plead,

as my head rests upon

the curved

cut board,

the blade of the guillotine

resting ten

feet above my neck.

give them what they want,

i exclaim

staring out into 

the maddening crowd. this is

what they came

for,

and then i see a beauty

among the faces.

her blue eyes smiling

at me,

her long black hair

across her shoulders

catching sunlight.

i see kindness in her gaze.

maybe things would have

been different

if i'd met her sooner,

i think. but

it's my final thought,

and

only regret as i listen

to the tumble of

the blade.

the fake policeman call

the fake

policeman calls

asking

for a donation.

it's a deep manly voice,

serious

and strong.

it's scary how he knows

my name.

i ask if isn't he paid

by our taxes,

the county

or state, or district

that he works in.

the robotic voice

doesn't understand

my question

and presses onward.

there are three levels

of contributions,

the voice says.

the bronze, the silver

or gold plan.

you want to be safe,

don't you?

he says.

your kids, your wife, your

grandparents

need to be protected

by our men and women

in blue.

crime is up and never

going down, so

which plan are you more

comfortable with

in giving.

can we count on you

this year

with one of our monthly

donation plans?

buy a boat and lose friends

if you have

more

money than you'll ever need,

buy

a stupid

boat and sail

the bay,

the sea.

bring friends along

to keep

the rust off,

to keep it unsalted

and clean.

teach them

how to steer, how to

tie knots

and set the sails

or start the engine.

you'll instruct them on

how to bait a hook

and drop

the anchor.

you'll show them 

where the head

is, if you have to pee.

but soon

they'll be busy,

doing other things,

not taking your calls

to sail, suddenly

they're never free.

in our flammable costumes

sweating in

our plastic flammable

super hero

costumes

we hit the hi-rises

first, but

the word

got out quickly among

us

as to who

was giving out candied apples

and real

chocolate

bars

with nuts.

dollar bills

and real peppermint

patties.

the hell with these

apartments,

these hallways and steps.

we're going

to Park Avenue,

next.

they have a Cadillac

in the driveway

so they

must be rich.

shopping at the mall

i grab

my money, my wallet,

my coupons,

my pepper spray

and my

emergency whistle,

then strap on my bullet proof

vest, and head

to the mall.

but there's been another

incident

of some sort,

causing

everyone to stamped

out the door.

so i have to wait

in the parking lot

for hours

until the police

clear it out.

i put some music on

and wait.

the sale ends tomorrow.

but i could sure use

an Orange Juluis 

and a Cinnabon

right about now.

how it ends

she's late again,

i fold my legs and sip

my drink.

i read

the menu, turn it over

once more,

then again.

i play with the salt

shaker,

turning it over.

i look around the room

at the salesmen

away from their wives

eating

whatever it is they want

to eat.

over drinking and flirting

with the waitresses.

i stare at the six televisions

that are on.

i look at my watch,

i check my phone.

she's late again as usual.

finally i give up.

it's been an hour.

this friendship is not

working out.

time to go home.

dealing with severe hardships

i see the man

in my

backyard

in his bright green vest.

he's holding

a pick axe

and next to him lies

a shovel.

he's burying

cable

wires again

that run from my house

to the box

outside the fence.

the last wire was cut

by a competing

cable company

when they did their diggings.

not having internet

or television

for several

days was a hardship

i wish upon no one.

wi-fi was dead.

i stared for days at a

picture book

instead.

by law she gets half

by law

we divided everything in half.

the house,

the two cars.

the cat and dog. the kid.

every penny

i ever earned

was now half hers,

despite the fact

that she never worked

a day in her life,

or came into

the marriage with a single

cent

to her name,

not to mention that

i caught

her sleeping with my

son's karate

instructor

at the dojo. Carlos,

a former cartel

member

from Columbia and

a triple black belt,

so what could i do, but

sign it all away.

whistling in the dark

beware

of people that whistle

all

the time.

whether happy

or sad,

in crisis, or not.

i'm not saying they're

crazy,

or psychopaths,

but

keep an eye on

them.

the amateur magician

i ask her where all the scars

on her body came

from,

teeth mark from saws

are on her stomach,

her arms

and legs,

her torso.

all sides have been cut

at some point

in her life.

she pulls the sheet up,

and sighs.

my husband was an

amateur magician

and knife thrower

once,

when we were first

married, she says.

i was part of the act.

a small touch up

the smallest jobs

are the hardest.

the most trouble.

with the least amount

of profit.

the touch ups, the repairs,

the high

ceiling,

the cellar

crawl space, or in

the attic

four flights up,

just a dab of paint

will do, she says,

it'll just take you a minute

to finish,

and could you please

change a lightbulb

while you're up there?

i think you'll need

your extra long 32 foot

ladder for that.

i'll hold it for you while

you lean over.

three a.m.

i make a note

to fix

the clock tomorrow.

i'll set the hands

again,

find the right size batteries

to get it

ticking once

more.

it's been three a.m.

for a year now.

i think it's time

to move on

to four.

it's not time yet

i lie down

for sleep. but there is no sleep.

so i get out of bed

and go to the machine

to write

about not being

able to sleep.

is it worry

about the future,

is it money or love,

is it age?

what is it keeping me

up?

nothing.

nothing comes to mind,

it's just not time yet.

needing a place to go

in a moment

of boredom, i take out my shoes

and line them up.

i get the shoe shine

kit from

under the sink

and go at it with

brown and black tins

of polish,

the chamois the cloth,

the brush.

new laces for some.

now i just need a place

to go

to wear them.

treading water

sometimes

you're just adrift. floating

in the sea

of days

before you,

treading water in 

the deep

blue

of memory and loss,

it's cold

and colder the deeper

you drop.

the hardest ones

the best

teachers were the hardest

ones.

the strict

professor.

the ones with rules that

were never

broken.

they stuck to their guns.

you either

learned

and did the work,

obeyed,

or went home

with so much still

unknown.

guilt driven

as if on a leash

you go to places 

you have no interest

in going to.

but go anyway

to please someone.

you surrender,

as always.

you've been doing it your

whole life.

letting others lead

you by the hand,

tugging you along by

compromise

and guilt.

getting to the other side

we take

the brush down,

the vines,

the growth of years,

cutting through the bramble

with sharp blades,

we make a clearing

to get to where

we want to go,

wherever that might be.

we'll see

on the other side

if it was worth the effort.

go away

i see that

you texted me in the middle

of the night,

that you called

too

and left a message.

i see your footprints

in the flowerbed

by the window.

there's another note 

pinned to my

door.

you don't understand

the words, go away

and leave me alone,

do you?

the argument solved

my mother used

to throw

dishes at my father.

they were plates full of cold

food.

spaghetti,

or pork chops.

pea soup.

or baked beans.

his favorites.

we'd find the shards of

broken dishes

on the floor the next

morning,

the food stuck to the walls.

but they were

in bed together when

we peeked into

their bedroom.

entangled on one another.

the argument

solved.

the neighbor's pool

it will

be hot again today.

record temperatures

the weather man says.

the tar is sticky

on the street.

stay home, he says.

whatever you do

don't go out into

this heat.

but i do.

in my flip flops and

bathing suit,

my sunglasses and hat.

in search of a neighbor's

pool to jump into.

ten minutes late

it's hard

not to turn your head and observe

the accident,

the cars toppled

onto one another,

the fire,

the drivers

standing in the ditch

in pain.

the sirens

blaring.

fire trucks streaming

in.

it's hard not to look

and think

thank God i left late

today.

temporary

to each his own

castle.

whether box beneath

the bridge

or your uncle's

stately mansion

along

the hillside

where wine grows.

a roadside

motel with a hard bed

and pillow.

neon in your eyes.

the row house,

the penthouse,

the basement

room.

an army cot.

a prison cell.

we make it our own.

we'll remember it always.

sleep there

once

and it's in you.

part of who you are,

once upon a time,

your home.

the lemon girl

i don't

need to taste a lemon

again

to

pucker

my cheeks,

scrunch

my lips together.

i know what sour is.

i just need

to see one

cut

and squeezed, that's

enough

to know

that it's you i no

longer

need.

too far from home

it is the rug

of home, our feet ache for.

the bed

on the second

floor.

the dish and glass

where

you left them.

books on the shelf,

aligned

so.

the fireplace waiting

for wood

and

flame to warm you.

you've been away too

long.

on the road too far

from home.

making the new bed

the house

is ready for sale.

there's a sign in the yard.

see how it shines. see how

it's empty

and clean.

look at the floors,

the walls,

the new roof outside

the cut lawn

and roses, just planted.

it's as if no one

ever lived here before.

there were no births,

no joy, no laughter,

no fear or death.

it's a clean slate now.

ready for a new tenant

to make their bed.

fun is different now

fun

is different now. where once

i needed

a mountain

to climb,

or a stream to raft down,

or a rollercoaster

to ride.

now it's the front porch

swing

with a glass

of your ice tea,

your hand in mine.

a strange set of tears

a strange set

of tears

erupts.

something said,

something seen.

a memory

thought purged,

a scent

caught in the breeze,

now pricking a nerve.

you dab at your

cheeks,

your eyes,

wiping away

the mysterious

stream.

the Godly storms

what beauty

there is in these slender

lines

of filament

and spit,

the dark spider has

been at it

once again.

stringing her web from

post to hinge.

and me

with hesitant hand

swiping it

all away like some

Godly storm,

wreaking havoc

though lacking a bad

intention.

corks in the night

we're not two ships

in the night, passing

one

another.

we're more like two corks

from a spent

bottle of wine,

bobbing along,

a toothpick in the center

and a sail

from a slip

of paper

catching whatever

breeze blows

across this pond.

daily mud slinging

yes.

i have acted like a child,

an immature

person

seeking revenge by throwing

mud

at my latest target

of ill will.

the pen being my cowardly

sword

of choice.

but i'm sorry, sort of.

here's a rag

and a bar of soap.

water's over there.

now clean yourself up.

seeking the illusion

the air

is thin here. high upon this peak.

will i climb

higher?

maybe,

but then again maybe not.

perhaps 

i've gone

as far as i'm

supposed to.

what is fame, but an illusion.

the tumble

down

is often worse than

the struggle up.

getting sound advice

the weather man

in his

three piece suit and red tie,

his brown

shoes

and fancy haircut

advises me to hydrate

and wear white

if i go outside.

he explains how dark clothes

absorbs heat

while lighter clothes

reflect the sun.

i make a note

of that.

hydrate, he says, which

i take to mean

drink liquids such as

water or cold

ice tea.

i ask the screen if i can

put a lemon wedge

into the glass

too, but get no response.

i suppose next

week he'll tell us not

to pick up

snakes on the ground

when we mistake them

for sticks.

folding the fitted sheet

my six

years of higher education helps

little

in tackling

the mastery of a folded

fitted sheet.

it has baffled men

through the ages, men

such as Einstein

and Pablo Picasso,

and women too,

some

along the lines of Madame

Curie

and Joan of Arc.

she never got it down.

i go to YouTube

for help,

i call my mother,

my sisters,

my neighbor Louise

who had

seven children.

it's complicated they

all say.

drinking doesn't help,

so they advise

to not do that

while attempting

such a feat.

start early in the morning.

go slow.

be patient, they all say.

you've got this.

we need another option

i open the door

to let

the dog out back. he has to go.

but he sniffs

the air,

looks up at the sun,

and feels

the hundred degree

temperature

he looks up at me

with a worried look

on his face

that says,

i need to use the bathroom,

but i'm not

going out there and have

my fur catch fire.

we need another option.

newspapers?

the burning man

my hipster friend

Jodie

goes to the Burning Man festival,

or whatever the

hell it is.

she puts on her multi color

dress

and dyes her hair

blue for the occasion.

puts a stick

pin through her nose

and changes her

name for the weekend

to Rainbow.

i've yet to hear anyone

describe

exactly what they're

doing there.

crawling around

in the heat and mud.

music, crafts, drugs and drinking,

indiscriminate sex.

it sounds

like what i did in the seventies.

except we wore

nicer clothes

and were dancing in a club

under spinning

disco ball

with a vodka tonic in

our hand.

connecting the dots

they find a dot

on your skin, one on your lung,

your leg,

your scalp.

they are always finding

dots these days,

shadows,

and marks that

weren't there

yesterday.

that's what getting old

is all about.

wanting to go home

is it the heat

that

makes you weary,

makes

you lean

into the shade,

for a few less

degrees.

makes you brace

yourself

against a wall

near the alley.

is it old

age.

is it just fatigue

and hunger,

the weight of

carrying the load

of worries

that aren't

your own.

does it even matter.

you just

want to go home.

these boots are made for walking

i'd carry

the red transistor radio

to bed

with me

and spin

the dial hoping to catch

a tune

i might like.

be it the Beatles

or Stones,

Dylan,

or Tom Jones.

even as i child,

i'd like a variety

of music

to listen to.

even Nancy Sinatra

caught my

ear, with her boots

a walking.

Dean and Frank,

Leonard

Bernstein too.

the stubborn consumer

my father

would never buy a Japanese

car,

or a German

car, because of world war

two.

a Korean car

was out of the question

too, 

because of the Korean

war.

but his Chevy

Impala and Chevy

Malibu

have both seen more miles on

them being

towed

by a towed truck than

they have being

driven

on the open road.

call me for a free dinner and drinks

when i used to binge date

on a variety of online dating sites

looking for some sort

of love, or affection,

i spent

a lot of money.

it was the chivalrous

thing to do

to treat a woman to dinner

and drinks

even though it was the first date

and only date.

the odds were that you'd

never see them again

for the rest of your life.

one and out.

it was catch and release

most of the time.

i wasted a lot of money

on gallons of cologne

and mouthwash.

i could have put myself

through med school, 

with the money i wasted

on parking,

not to mention

the dry cleaning

bills and haircuts, well

trims.

i used to sigh when the bill

would come to the table,

and the date, stuffed with

a three course meal 

and wobbly with four glasses

of wine,

would excuse

herself to go powder

her nose.

rarely did i see a purse open,

most stayed

closed.

feminism. ha. what a joke.

the next go round

not to worry,

it's just a bump, a bruise.

a scrape

and cut. just blood.

it'll heal

soon,

trust me, they all do.

being made

of rubber

though,

would have been a good

idea,

dear Lord.

i'm putting that into

the suggestion

box

for the next go round

of creation,

if there is one.

her Daddy

closing in on

the epilogue

of The Red Comet.

she's

gone at this point,

found

lengthwise in her

nightgown

beside the hissing

stove,

the doors and windows

sealed with tape,

but more to come

as the beautiful

next wife is already

in her bed,

feeding her children.

eating strawberries

from her garden.

making love to her once

prince charming,

her muse,

her hope,

her salvation, her daddy.

our Lazurus moments

we have

all had our Lazurus moments.

rising

from the dead,

dusting ourselves

off,

shaking free of worms

and rodents

that have begun to nibble

at our souls,

but we're not dead yet.

it was just a little

nap, after a defeat or loss.

we're back in the saddle

once again.

ride em cowboy.

giddy up.

waiting for life to begin again

i offer

the man water.

it's ninety-nine degrees

in the sun

as he strings cable wire

from my house

to some underground

hole

beyond the fence.

he's wearing a uniform

and a company

cap,

so i guess he's trained

and knows what he's

doing.

back and forth to the truck

he goes

for a tool,

for more wire,

more things he needs

to get the job done.

i see him out the window,

as i sit on the cool

couch with remote

in hand, waiting for life

to begin

again.

once upon a time

with the wires

severed

you have no power,

no television

no internet,

nothing.

you resort to pen

and paper,

chalk upon the stone

walls

of your cave.

how easily we're

sucked

into it all.

technology blinding

us to

what was,

once upon a time,

good enough.

i told you so

because this normal

life

is not fun

enough, or interesting

enough,

they search

the cold lake

for the loch ness

monster,

they examine the haunted

house for ghosts

and apparitions.

they hike the hills

for big foot.

the abdominal snowman.

they turn

their eyes to the sky

and search

for a ufo,

an alien surprise.

then they bring back

a fuzzy photo

of something,

a blur

that looks like nothing

and say, see,

i told you so.

shot out of a cannon

when she returned

from

mountain climbing,

jumping

out of planes

and deep sea diving

she was bored.

so she joined the circus.

they shoot her

out of cannons now

into a net

a thousand yards away.

what's next?

i see her staring at

the moon at night.

perhaps.

the settlements

it's a life

of settling, of compromise.

with our

backs to some

imaginary

wall, we say okay,

give in.

we live here, 

we marry,

we land a job.

why not?

we have to stop looking

elsewhere

at some point\

and dig in.

this life is as good

as any,

i suppose.

keep it to yourself

they say

that we all have at least one

book in us.

a novel

about ourselves,

our life,

our own stories

told

from memory.

thankfully, not everyone

has the time

to write one.

most tales being boring,

and tame.

personal letters

i read

just an excerpt from

her personal

letters

and correspondence

collected

and anthologized

in volumes

one two and three.

how dare

they pull up her

dress like

that.

un clothe her mind

when it

was never meant

to be seen.

trust the gut

as does

the dog, i know too,

if there's

danger,

if someone is approaching,

if trouble

is afoot.

the gut informs me,

to double

lock the door,

cross the street\

when

strangers are approaching,

beware

of those who falsely

adore.

doing it all with a flashlight

i used to change

the oil

in my car,

the plugs, set the points,

change

the shocks

the oil pump, the water

pump.

i put new pads

and rotors on the brakes,

and all in the middle

of the night

with a flashlight.

but now i don't even

know where the latch

is to open

the hood.

the small thin box

she was tipsy,

not from

drink or drugs, but from

eating

spinach

and kale

her whole life.

never touching

meat.

God forbid.

she'd nearly fall over

when

getting up

from the couch,

light headed

and woozy.

her skin and bones barely

keeping her

upright.

it's going to be thin

box for

this one, when it's all

said and done

episode three of the bubble gum chewer

episode

three of the girl who liked

to chew

gum

while making love.

she said

it calmed

her nerves,

allowed her to concentrate

on what

was being said

and done.

her preference

was spearmint,

but occasionally she'd

go with juicy

fruit,

or double bubble,

the pink one.

she'd blow giant bubbles

once in a while,

and snap

it in my ear.

when it was all over,

she'd

stick the wad on my headboard

and save

it for later, in case 

i was up for another round

of fun.

waiting on the rooftop

i liked how

she was always prepared.

the flashlights,

and buckets,

the bottled water,

the sandwiches wrapped

in cellophane.

matches

and candles.

flares,

life preservers.

even a few books to read

when

waiting to be

rescued from the roof.

although i told

her time and time again,

evacuation would

be easier.

it's time to get out

of here.

the green apple

bless this

apple,

this

green orb off the tree,

plucked

ripe

and ready

for me to eat.

where it came from,

how it got

here,

who's to know these

things.

who gave us

the miracle

of that

tiny seed.

she will be missed

do we mourn

the fallen

tree?

perhaps. we give it a

farewell smile

and nod,

and remember

the shade

it provided,

the summer green,

the falls

with color.

we recall

how we climbed it

as children.

swung from the tire

on ropes.

we watched the birds

build nests.

the squirrels leap from

limb to limb.

she will be missed,

that's true.

to be missed

like that

would be wonderful.

your skin and your soul

there seems to be no

shame

anymore.

with the old or young.

no right or wrong,

no morals

to speak of.

there's

little kindness towards

fellow man.

so many

bewildered

and lost with

bullets flying and scams.

your skin

and your soul is on

sale daily online.

the hour glass is almost

out of sand.

covering your basis

there are times

when you think that

God just created

everything,

then stood back,

slapped His

hands together and said,

okay, i'm done here. 

have at it.

you people are on

your own

from here on out.

make the best of it

as you can,

but does it stop you from

praying.

no.

it's best to cover all

your bases.

your own blue zone

be your own blue

zone.

find longevity

in life,

not endured but

enjoyed.

love and be loved.

read

and stay curious.

eat fish

and meat,

fruits and vegetables

in season.

be kind,

not mean.

walk, but look both

ways before

crossing.

get a good nights

sleep.

big changes

while at the local

diner

down by the railroad

tracks

across from the airport

and the gumball

factory,

i asked the waitress, Lil,

for a slice

of apple pie

and a cup of coffee.

don't get mad, she said,

but we're plum out

of apple pie.

but we do have peach,

lemon meringue,

blueberry

and pumpkin.

dang, i tell her. i drove

all the ways down here

for that apple pie.

my stomach is all worked

up about it.

sorry, she said. but maybe

you'd like a change

this time.

mix it up a little.

okay. give me a slice

of pumpkin then.

i guess i am set in my ways.

you want a scoop of vanilla

ice-cream on that?

sure.

why not?

let's go crazy.

it says so in the Bible

she said to me once

that 

you don't understand adultery

because you've

never been

in love. real love

like me and Jimmy have.

God says

adultery is okay if two

people

love each other,

even if they're

both married

and carrying on secretly.

show me in the Bible

where it says that, i tell her.

to which she

replies,

we ain't no Bible scholars.

but i swear to you

it's in there, between the lines,

or at the very least

implied by Moses,

or Jeremiah, or someone

like that with

a name i can't pronounce.

can i interest you in some firewood?

a pickup truck

from Sperryville used

to come

by each winter selling firewood.

they'd knock

at your door

in their overalls

and beards.

the smell of whiskey

on their breath,

and crumbs from

the crumb cakes that

their wives made

for them

for the long trip.

i tell them that i don't have

a fireplace,

and probably won't

have one

anytime soon.

to which they reply,

thank

you, and go on to the 

next door.

very small fish

they're pulling

fish

out of the man made

lake

the size

of fish sticks

but with a head

and tail

and fins.

they lower them

into 

their buckets,

taking them home

for dinner.

four or five more

should

fill one

belly.

the stop the oil knuckleheads

they line the streets,

they sit

and stand,

they lie

down in their stop the oil

garb,

with their paper

banners

and plastic

signs.

meanwhile

people have to go to work,

they sit

stalled

in their cars

and trucks

while more gasoline

and oil

is burned.

our education system

has failed

us once again.

Saturday night at home depot

as we

stand in line

at the large hardware

store

with our basket

full

of goods.

plumbing tape

and washers,

a wrench

and a new toilet seat

for the third floor

bathroom.

a song comes on overhead.

Boogie Oogie Oogie,

by A Taste of Honey.

my feet start tapping

as i shimmy my shoulders,

she spins around

shaking her hair

wildly,

and uses the wrench

as a microphone.

we do a duet

until

the clerk yells at us.

telling us to move

forward, or

we'll have to leave.

it's Saturday night

again

at the disco,

1978 on M Street.

bread pudding

will we

have a Christmas this year?

with snow

and ice,

the lights strung on the house,

the tree in

corner

with ornaments

that your mother gave

you?

will there be

a mistletoe

above the door.

will there be

eggnog and cookies,

a turkey

in the oven.

will we wear our red

sweaters

with snowflakes?

will your sister bring

over her

bread pudding?

that's all i really care

for.

the darkened screen

do

our lives life need a punch

line.

a closing

of sorts,

a punctuation

mark

at the end of a long

string

of days

into years?

how do we wrap this up

and call

it an end?

maybe a higher

power just clicks

the button

and like on television

it all disappears.

the good ear

i can never figure out

which is my

good ear

and which is my bad ear.

the muffled one.

i turn each side to side

to the radio,

until i make

a judgement.

it seems to still hold

a thimble full of

the north Atlantic

in there.

sloshing around

permanently.

more lidocaine please

the lidocaine

is working, i can't feel

the scalpel

digging deep into my flesh,

but can hear

it.

the scrapping.

like a shovel

against the walls

of a coal mine.

i look into the doctor's

eyes

as she bends

over

with her tools.

she's lost in her work.

not happy

or sad, just busy,

getting on with it.

the nurse dabbing

at the blood,

seems scared though.

staging

the real estate agent,

brings

in a chair and a table.

a large

print to hang on the wall

of elephants

in Africa.

she's doing

minimalistic

staging.

she's done this before

she says.

she puts out a bowl

of candy

next to the brochures.

boils a pot

of water and cinnamon

on the stove.

then she goes around

and flushes 

all the toilets.

she's ready.

the reluctant patient

her man says okay.

he's reluctant, but he'll

give it a try.

go to therapy

to address his issues

and to save

the relationship,

but where to start?

she writes down a list

of all his

problems.

from weight to alcohol.

to his codependent kids.

then there's the mother

and father,

the grieving of a passed

wife.

there's the squalor

of the house.

he reads the list from

top to bottom,

as she picks out a clean

shirt for him

to wear to his first

session.

she brushes the crumbs

out of his beard,

then kisses him on the cheek,

now off you go,

she says.

good luck.

uncertain fashion statements

you are unsure

of yourself

leaving

the house with a black

and yellow

polka dotted dress.

how will this

play out on the street?

will friends

comment in a positive

manner?

will you be attacked

by bees?

ohhh what a world, what a world

i knew

i was in trouble when i saw

her on her

broom

writing my name in the sky

in black smoke,

surrender,

it said.

or else.

i think her lawyer

or her mother

put her up to that stunt.

it almost worked.

but didn't.

a carefully thrown

pail of water took

care of that.

his last hurricane

after thirty

odd years of preparing

for the next

hurricane.

he finally gives up and says

the hell with it.

he doesn't board

the windows,

or batten down the hatches.

he doesn't

wrap the trees,

he doesn't run out

for food

and water, candles

and

batteries.

he ignores the sirens

and

the evacuation warnings.

this time he plants

himself on the front porch

and says,

i here i am,

you want me,

go ahead, take your

best shot.

from your perspective

i don't expect

you to understand me.

it's hard

for me too,

guessing what

i'm

about to say

or do.

i'm not

surprised that

from your perspective

i am perpetually

confused.

but it's not true.

practicing screams

the ghosts are noisy

this time of year.

they're excited about Halloween

approaching.

at night i hear

them in the attic

sewing sheets together.

cutting holes

in black hoods.

i hear them

practicing boo noises.

rattling chains,

pots and pans.

emitting a variety of screams.

i can't get to sleep.

finally i tap on the ceiling

with a broom

that the witch ghost

left on the stairs,

and tell them to keep

it down.

it's too early for this

nonsense.

they all start to cackle.

stuck in the algorithm

the seven signs

of insanity appear on your

YouTube

stream.

six signs

of dementia.

eight warning signs

of Alzheimer's.

three

signs of a brain tumor,

ten signs

of cancer.

five immediate signs

of heart failure.

nine signs

of a stroke.

seven signs

demonic possession.

i have to get out of this

algorithm.

the road now taken

i see her

slowly sinking into

a pit

of quicksand,

she cries for help.

begs forgiveness

once again.

part of me wants to keep

on walking

by,

and another part of me

wants to save her.

give her one

more chance.

at last i take the road

not taken.

three in the wind

it's strange

how the only ex-girlfriends

that i'm

not still friends with

or talk to on

occasion,

are the ones i married.

it means

something, i suppose,

but what that is

i haven't quite figured out.

this hammer

this hammer

feels

good in my hand as i

bang

a nail down

deep into wood,

measured twice

then cut.

bang.

bang.

then another.

three strikes

dead

center and the long

nail is in.

if all of life was

this simple

and rewarding.

then a cloud appears

a spark

of sunlight arrives.

a new thought. 

a new way

of thinking.

this will change

everything

and put you back

on course,

but then

a cloud appears

and takes it all away.

get a job, any job

there will always be the low

rung of work.

the low pay,

the long hours,

the hard

day.

it's always been this way.

the bad boss.

the sweat and toil

in the sun,

in the ditches, tarring

the road,

tacking shingles on a roof

in mid-summer.

the grass

needs mowed,

the harvest has to come

in.

start there.

chopping wood,

driving a taxi.

show up on time and be

thankful

that the job

is there tomorrow,

and then tomorrow

and the next day.

you have to quit whining

that the world owes you

something.

east west south or north

of Richmond.

the world owes you nothing.

get out of bed

and start somewhere.

it beats standing

on a corner

begging for pay.

the tandem kayak

she sat

in the front of the kayak,

and i sat

in the back,

and so we began to paddle

out

into the Rappahannock

River

where it merged

with the Chesapeake Bay.

at Solomon's Island.

rough water.

we went in circles for 

awhile,

me steering left

and her steering right.

we had a different set of

skills and strengths,

our natural

rhythms were off.

on land

it was no different.

around

in circles we went until

it ended.

you're letting the flies in

we'd go

to the kitchen and ask

when,

when will dinner

be ready?

soon, she'd say,

with one 

hand in the oven.,

a spoon

in the other. 

go wash

up

and shut the screen

door,

you're letting

the flies in.

find a new friend

simplify

simplify. clarity.

no need to argue or

defend

oneself.

just breathe.

silence is a good answer

to almost

anything

or anyone toxic,

walk away.

find a new friend.

a new

lover,

some things are meant

to end.

the over 55 community

it's a gated community.

over 55

though i've never seen anyone

that young

living there.

it's a five mile

circle with cookie cutter

homes. one floor

with easy entry tubs.

nice, with trees and lawns.

sprinklers

going all summer long.

there's a pool

and a club house

in the middle.

a pickleball court

and a vegetable garden.

there's a board of

homeowners

that walk around with

clipboards

giving stars for the daffodils.

on holidays there's a parade.

a Santa Claus for Christmas.

but no children

live here, though

everyone waves 

when you're driving  by.

everyone seems happy

and content

at the end of their lives.

friendly even.

it's a very strange place,

where do i sign?

the ice age ice box

finally,

with a few free hours

on my

hands,

i begin to clean out the refrigerator.

i start with

the dozen or so bottles

of salad

dressing, ranch,

blue cheese,

parmesan,

avocado. balsamic

vinegar.

French,

thousand islands.

some i can't even get the tops

off anymore.

it's been that

long since they were

left on the door.

then the rotted fruit

and vegetables.

most with a sore brown

spot on

one side,

or growing some sort

of mildew on the sides.

whose quail eggs are these?

what's the shelf

life

on trout?

i drag out all the mystery

wraps in the freezer.

the ice age

has nothing on my ice

box.

when did i buy three

frozen bags of spiral

zucchini and a non-gluten

pizza

with anchovies on top?

what was i thinking?

the ocean view window

i like the new house.

the new

yard

with the green grass.

i like that willow tree too.

plenty of shade

in those summer months

when i'm out

back reading.

i like the bones of

the house,

all brick and stone,

wood floors,

the slate roof.

only one owner before me.

the vibe is good.

the water cold,

and the furnace warm.

i can see the ocean from

the bedroom

window.

what more can a house offer?

The Borderline Disorder

it's a mood swing, 

my psychiatrist tells me,

as i lie down

on his long comfy couch

staring at his

leafy plants on the sill.

it's a chemical

imbalance, he says.

could be genetic or

caused by

childhood trauma.

who knows,

sexual abuse,

verbal.

she wasn't coddled

enough

when a child.

maybe she fell on her head

when she was

a cheerleader.

but she's nice

one minute, and crazy

and mean

the next, i tell him.

one day she's happy and

funny

and the next day she's

in a fetal position on

the floor

threatening to kill herself.

yup, he says.

it's a rollercoaster

with these women.

they are emotional vampires

that suck the will 

to live

right out of you.

if they open their mouths,

a lie falls out.

you can't fix her.

you'll be walking on eggshells

forever.

there is no solution.

you can't turn a dog into a cat.

my advice to you is to

plan a future

without her in it, or live

the rest of your life in a living

hell.

here's my divorce

lawyer's card.

he did mine,

he's reasonable.

he's a trained therapist

too.

so you'll get the two for

one deal.

he'll help you with your

long recovery.

what kind of plants are those

on your window

sill? i ask as i write him

a check, do they take a lot

of care?

they look very green

and healthy

just a little water and sunlight,

go ahead, take one.

no charge.

the lingering cough

it's a lingering cough,

a dry

cough.

but persistent,

it welcomes me in

the morning.

bends

me over during the day.

it could

be serious,

it could nothing.

it could be the end

of me,

my lungs my heart,

my

body at last giving out,

surrendering

and saying,

okay, we're done here,

enough.

check, please.

the laminated phone list

she was organized.

my mother, in her

yellow kitchen.

beside the bird cage

and above the goldfish

bowl

she had

a laminated sheet of typing

paper tacked to

the wall. it was

lined with

a ruler and an ink

pen, listing

all the important phone

numbers

she would ever need.

siblings

and children,

hospitals,

the dentist

and veterinarian

it was easier back then,

before cell phones.

no one's number ever

seemed to change.

and you only had one

to remember.

finding the broom

is there a greater joy

than

sweeping the kitchen floor.

gathering

a weeks worth

of debris,

crumbs and whatever

else has

tumbled 

or spilled off the counter.

is there

a great joy

than that.

perhaps.

but for now this will

have to do.

let's get out of here

no one likes

the white sheets,

the sterile

walls and floors

the fluorescent

lights

on glimmering

scalpels

and

doctor's tools

behind

closed doors.

no one likes to see

the wet

tip

of a needle held

high

in the air, or hear the drone

of the MRI

or the x-ray machines whir. 

no wants to smell

the alcohol on cotton

swabs,

dabbing

at your arm.

hurry up, pay the man,

and let's get out

of here.

a closet full of memories

i can still fit

into my first wedding dress

she tells me

opening up

her closet and showing me

the white dress

she wore during her first

of five

marriages. it's

wrapped in a plastic bag

and tagged,

number one.

i see her cheerleader

outfit from school in there

too.

i ask her if that still fits.

of course she said,

just yesterday i tried it on

with my black and white

saddle shoes.

i did some cheers in the mirror.

do you want me to put it

on for you?

nah, maybe later.

what about that straight

jacket hanging 

in there.

is that yours too?

who's Lucille?

she likes to talk

and tell me a story about

Lucille who

lives in Portland

and has a dog

named Rex.

i know all about Lucille now.

what she did today,

what she said

and ate.

she likes cream in her coffee,

she likes

eggplant

and goes to church

every Sunday, 

she doesn't know who

to vote for either, she tells

me.

she's thinking about

going sky diving

with her husband,

Ted.

when she finally takes a

breath,

she says, can you believe

that?

i ask her, who's Lucille?

a prisoner for life

we're unhappy

with the windows the man says

pointing with his

white gloved hand.

they're ruined now.

i can see brush strokes.

i can see slight

ripples of paint.

i wanted them to look like

glass.

shiny and perfect, with

my reflection coming

back.

you only put three coats

of paint on them.

we're not paying you for

such shabby work.

i look at his wife,

her arms folded across

her chest.

a prisoner for life.

she was good with the basics

don't touch

that, your mother would say,

when you

poked a dead

bird

or rat

in the street

with the tip of your

sister's umbrella.

don't put that in your

mouth,

those

keys, a pen,

that knife with

peanut butter on 

the end.

give me those matches

and that

tube of glue.

now go wash your hands.

she was good with

the basics.

paper planes

we'd make

our planes out of paper, 

my older brother and i.

his were always

better.

cleaner lines,

neater folds,

he'd even put designs

on the side

his would fly farther.

than mine,

gliding softly across

the room,

while mine would quickly

take a nose dive.

i saw early what

the future would be

between us.

wishing and hoping

hope is holding you back.

you're

chained

to the bonds of hope.

wishful and optimistic

that your ship

will come in one day.

let go of that delusion.

cut the binds

that tether you to such

childish notions.

let go of your Disney

dreams of princes

and princesses.

there's something better

than hope,

it's called self-esteem.

before i stoop that low

she says

you have to forgive, take

the higher road,

it's the only the way

to heal your heart,

calm your soul.

forgive and let go.

but i say no.

leave the forgiveness

to a higher power,

apologies

and admission of guilt

precede forgiveness.

i want to hear regret

and remorse before

i stoop that low.

the ripples

it's a mere

ripple in the pond, this

toss

of stone.

the circles come and go.

we

are all throwing

stones

somewhere, each day

another

ripple

caused by 

what we've done,

or by words we say.

the Porto-Potty

there's one reason

why i'll never go to an outdoor

concert

or festival, or firework

display

ever again.

just one reason,

and that reason is

the Porto-Potty.

just shoot me

please

if i ever have to set

foot into that miniature

version of hell

on earth again.

trouble on the high seas

we had our

differences, but we didn't know

how deep

they were

until we were both stranded in

a row boat

in the middle of the ocean.

with no shade, no

water,

no food.

the real person comes

out quickly

when there's trouble

on the high seas.

she's tik tok ready now

my friend Betty goes in for

some

surgical enhancements.

i tell her she looks

fine the way

she is, but she pays

no never mind to me because

i'm a man,

and what could i possibly

know about being a woman.

fair enough.

she says, she needs a more rounder

butt to fill out

her jeans.

not as big as Beyonce or

a Kardashian, but something

just a tad rounder.

a firmer booty,

like the girls on tik tok have.

and i could use a size or

two increase

up top as well, she says,

not like Dolly, but

just a little filler

to even it all out and give

my girls some bounce.

i almost don't recognize her

when it's all said and done.

so what do think she says,

spinning around

and showing me the knot 

of skin behind her ears

where they pulled her face

as tight as a kettle drum.

do i look young now, or what?

so much to wring our hands over

there's so much

to worry about these days.

i don't know where to start.

i look up

into the sky and wonder if

an asteroid

is going to take us all out.

and what about the Russians

and Chinese

with their finger on the button,

and then there's

floods and fires,

plagues,

crime.

the price of gas and milk.

red wine.

so much to wring our

hands over

late at night.

not to mention the trouble

i'm having with

my wi-fi.

winning the blue ribbon

as if livestock

at the county fair,

groomed and fattened

bovine,

they line them up

on stage for the blue

ribbon.

the candidates smile

for the camera

and wave.

who won, who lost?

apparently no one

and everyone.

no matter,

it's over for now.

send them all back

to the trough,

but they'll be back soon

for another parade.

towards some end

in his illness

towards some end, 

he became

a nicer person

to be with.

no longer the lion

in the room,

he purred

and asked kindly,

could you pour me

a cup of tea,

or be a gentleman

and lower or turn

off the tv.

it was, can you get the light

for me,

please, and my

glasses.

so kind of you to drop

by. he'd say

with a gentile smile,

but then hesitate, 

with

blood in his eyes,

and ask

so where have you been

before

this disease?

Rimute from Germany

when Rimute

flew in from Germany

she couldn't speak a word

of English.

she could speak about six

other languages,

Italian, French, etc.,

but not English,

my only language because

our education system

has failed us.

this became a problem,

but we worked it

out using hand signals.

for food, drink, and sleep.

we were both not unlike

the gorilla Koko

for about a week.

it was fun, but exhausting.

i couldn't wait to drive

her to the airport and wave

to her as she boarded

a plane back home.

making tear like drag marks

on my face

with my fingers.

the cluttered moon

the moon

is becoming full of space junk.

every country

with a rocket is now

sending crap

up there.

it's going to look like

Newark

in a few more years.

it's no big whoop anymore.

anyone with

a few billion bucks can

make himself

a rocket

and hit the moon. 

whoopee.

let's have a parade.

i won't be long

will you

wait, she asks me.

i have

errands to run. i won't

be long.

maybe an hour or so.

please

make yourself at home.

be careful

with the cat, she likes

to run out

if the door's open.

there's tea

on the counter, and

a cake

in the ice book. help 

yourself, if you'd like.

make yourself

at home.

i won't be long.

the purple front door

there's at least

a dozen

coats of paint on the front door.

it's an archeology

dig

as i burn the layers

off, one by one

getting down

at last to bare wood.

there's red, and red again,

then green,

then blue.

thin layers of hardened

paints,

scraped off like

wet glue.

the eyes that have seen

these colors

are mostly gone now.

but how they must have

loved their

purple door at one time,

perhaps

with a wreathe

hanging on a nail,

centered over the peep hole.

i didn't do it

does anyone plead

guilty

anymore. 

every convict in his cell

says he's

innocent, it's not

his fault

that the gun went off,

or that

he was over served at the bar,

which made

him crash

his car into a gaggle of nuns

crossing the road

at St. Thomas More.

i didn't do it,

they all say.

my mother didn't hug me enough,

my father beat with

a cane.

we had

no food to eat.

i had to steal and rob,

smash and grab

the department store

just to make ends meet.

i'm a victim of society.

you made me this way.

i didn't do it, honest, i',m

innocent, you hear 

even the ex-president say.

the final divorce party

i hire a photographer

for the party,

my third and final divorce party.

i want to do it right

this time.

not just a keg of beer and

bratwurst on the grill

like the last time.

i get a caterer,

and a mixologist to handle

the open bar.

tuxedos and party dresses.

there's a small three piece

combo with Michael Buble.

i have the Watergate

Bakery whip me up a three

layer chocolate cake

with a little bobble head

of me on the top, just

me, smiling.

everyone gets a well

wrapped gift, which is a book

called Psychopath Free

by Jackson Mackenzie.

and another book, called,

The Body Keeps Score.

 a wonderful companion

to the first book. there's

filet mignon, prime rib,

and t-bone steaks,

small potatoes and string

beans on the menu.

no lettuce or fish. 

no kale or spinach,

no soybeans or tofu.

we're done with that now.

the blue light special

the dermatologist

puts

this giant helmet over my head,

not unlike the ones

you see in old

movies

where women are sitting

in chairs

in beauty salons.

it covers my face,

and emits a powerful

force

of pain in pulsating

blue lights.

this will kill off all

those pesky

pre-cancerous cells, the nurse

says with a smile.

so i go along with it.

i'm a sucker for nurses.

i assume she's a nurse,

she's wearing peach scrubs,

while the doctor

is wearing dark blue.

before she starts

the treatment she asks me

what music would i like 

to listen to while

i'm being tortured.

hmmm.

not sure.

anything but rap or country

i tell her.

she laughs, you old white

guys are all the same.

then she pushes the button.

i grip the chair

and try to breathe,

asking God for forgiveness.

Ocean Living

we spin

the old metal globe

and stop

it with a finger, vowing

that this is where

we'll go

to get away from it all.

to get away

from the chaos and crime

of life in the states.

it's the middle

of the Atlantic Ocean.

we shrug

and say, okay.

but i guess we'll need

a boat

and we might have

to get rid of a few

things

before we leave.

don't forget the sunscreen

and a fishing rod.

the art of sleeping with someone

there's an art

to sleeping with someone.

after

the bitness part

of the program has ended,

there's

the snuggling,

the afterglow.

one or the other might say

something like,

that was pretty good.

you too? the answer might

be yeah,

great, or meh, or yeah it was good,

i guess.

you have a little

pillow talk as you both

start to drift off,

you mention that the lawnmower

is broken,

she tells you

her sister might stop by

tomorrow

with her kids.

a leg might be on

his or her leg,

her arm might be around

your shoulder.

face to face.

you both get up to brush

your teeth, 

she puts in her Invisalign,

then you both go back to bed.

hip against sweaty hip.

but then,

it gets a little hot under

there.

in fact it's down right sticky.

adjustments are made.

one or the other moves an inch

to the left,

one to the right, 

there's the kiss good night,

at last

there's complete separation,

the boat is away from the dock.

there's room to breathe

and stretch out

without accidentally touching

one another.

you pat the bed and 

tell the dog it's okay

to hop up now,

so he does. okay.

sleep time.

the great debates

ah, at

last they begin.

the great debates.

God help us all, as each

buffoon

gets a turn

at telling us how he

or she

will save the world.

stop crime,

end corruption,

lower taxes,

end racism,

secure the border,

get help for the mentally ill,

end disease and poverty,

solve the homeless

crisis,

make friends

with Russia and China,

end the war in Ukraine

and 

change the climate.

they all have a plan.

and in their spare time send

someone to Mars

to get some more

rocks.

one out of two marriages fail

Jimmy is in love.

he's madly in love with this new

girl

he met on the infamous

BottomoftheBarrel

dating site.

she's everything

i've ever dreamed of, she's

a dyed blonde, former aerobics

instructor. she's

almost divorced

and only three of her five

kids still live with her.

she's been off drugs for nine

months, and is trying

to stop smoking.

next week she goes in for

liposuction

on her stomach and legs

and neck.

i feel tingly all over whenever

i'm with her.

she completes me.

i get these butterflies

in my stomach.

tomorrow i'm going down to

Kay Jewelers to buy

an engagement ring.

he's shaking as he tells me all

this, his eyes

are popping out of his head.

no, Jimmy, no.

but he seems to be in a hypnotic

trance,

so i slap him as hard as i can

across the face with my open

hand.

no.

i tell him firmly. 

no. no. no.

give me your phone.

i drop it into a glass of water,

then tell him that one out

of two marriages fail now.

don't be crazy.

don't be a statistic.

would you jump out of an

airplane if they told you

only one out two parachutes

were going to open?

hell no.

now relax. here, drink your beer.

let's watch the game.

i ordered you some more onion

rings.

the good China

i look at the stack

of good

China

in the cupboard and tell

them all,

the plates, the cups

and saucers,

the serving bowls,

soon.

get ready, soon you'll

be on the table.

i want all of you to be

on your best behavior.

no slips,

no falls, no tumbles.

got it?

now keep it down in

there.

be patient and wait,

soon there will be

a holiday.

the next wind out

a few

leaves decide

to leave

early,

gone yellow, gone red,

gone orange.

we're out of here, they say

to one another.

enough

with the heat and summer.

time to lay

down our weary

veins

and rest, ah, let's float

on the next

wind out.

the great divide

is there

anything worse than the trap

of false

love.

lying beside

someone you dislike, let

alone

love.

wanting them gone,

out of your life.

but there are lawyers,

and

friends,

family to deal with.

a pet

and children.

a mortgage.

who gets what, who

moves. who stays.

everything

is in the great divide.

whose copy of this book,

catcher in the rye?

six speed manual

it's the knob

in hand, the shifting from

one gear

to the other,

the push of pedals,

in sequence,

a dance

of sorts.

the rev of the engine,

the motors

purr,

as you go from one

gear

to another, gaining

speed on

the open road.

you are one with the car,

it's what

this generation can't

understand.

the wild west

the cameras

are full of thieves that won't

be caught.

little can

be done

to the hooded men

and women

who creep through

the night

stealing what's not

locked down.

it's a way of life.

welcome to crazy town,

where there

are no morals, no God,

no parental

guidance

of any kind.

no shame or remorse.

lawless we are, it's

the wild west now.

mother's chicken soup

my mother was

proud of her home made 

chicken soup.

she was never

happier

over the stove

with a boiling cauldron

of cut celery

and carrots and a whole

chicken

simmering in the mix.

are you hungry,

she'd ask us as we came

in to see what that smell

was.

then we'd lift our shirts

to show her our

rib cages and tell her, mom,

we need meat.

i'll add in some dumplings

she'd say.

now go out and play,

i'll call you in when

dinner is ready.

the tent life

is it bad luck,

mental illness, the economy,

or maybe

it's global

warming, technology?

what is

it that lines the city

streets

with people

with nowhere to go

or sleep?

what strange twist

of life

has led them to the corner,

to the needle,

to the tent life?

how does it end?

where does it go from here?

the zombie apocalypse

has arrived.

jake's best days

when jake

was in the jump, doing

ninety-days

for non-support

or another DUI,

he'd phone me and ask about

work.

he'd be out next month

and needed

money.

he knew

the guards, one

was his cousin Spanks,

who would bring

him pizza and fried

chicken

from the outside.

Jake would gain thirty

pounds

in the slammer and have

to buy new clothes

when he got out.

but he was well rested

and finally sober

on his return to

the outside world,

and hungry

for work. not repentant,

but strong from

lifting barbells

in the yard.

those were his best days.

can i borrow the car dad?

do we really need children

i ask my wife

as we

sit in the peaceful house,

reading

the paper and drinking coffee.

sure, why not.

a couple would be nice,

a boy and a girl.

but kids are so hard on the furniture

i tell her,

and at an early age

they're very sticky,

they put everything in their

mouth.

not to mention diapers

and the eventual endless

morning soccer games

in the boon docks.

then those gnarly teenage

years

when they don't talk to us.

should we just settle for one?

she says.

maybe.

but how about a starter dog,

or cat.

a goldfish in a bowl?

very little trouble there.

it will never ask for the car

keys.

our museums

are we not

museums of our own

history.

what we

save and store in the attics

and cellars.

the boxes

of letters, pictures from

an earlier

life.

it's all there for the asking.

love and death

categorized

accordingly.

a picture on the mantle,

a vase,

assorted gifts,

books read

when young,

a crucifix,

the baby tooth in a folded

napkin,

marked with date

and time.

the pretty girls in Paris

my French teacher,

Mrs. Moak,

stopped me in the hall

my senior year

and asked me why i wasn't

taking French IV

that year.

she shook her head and

said, you've made

a big mistake that you'll

regret the rest of your

life.

do you know how pretty

the French girls are in Paris?

i could have helped

with that.

but non. non.

la tragedie.

Therapy, now open for business

i put the layman's therapy

shingle

up outside my door,

beneath the LED light.

open for business,

all disorders taken.

i even have an express line

for mild

depression, and owners

of lost dogs

or cats.

i've never worked so hard

in my life.

amazing how troubled

so many people are.

i see a yacht in my near

future.it's mostly married

couples with buyers remorse,

or teenagers

who can't decide on

if they're a girl or boy.

it's a busy time of the year

with school starting,

and shopping for just

the right dress, or pair of shoes.

the human ball

i should have never

taken

this yoga class. i can barely

touch my

toes on a good

day.

but now

they want me in a praying

mantis pose.

i hear a bone

crack,

a ligament tear,

a muscle

free itself from a joint.

now i'm stuck.

just roll me out the door in

a human ball.

i want my money back.

the know it all

his

correction

or contradiction was

with nearly

everything i said,

or did,

so i stopped

talking.

stopped

visiting, stopped

cold

the friendship

in its tracks.

life being too short

for those

with big

heads.

oh look, a pig

it wasn't always

this way.

where we'd stop on the side

of the road

to look

at a cow, or some horses

in the field.

amazed.

oh look,

chickens, pigs.

look how big

he is.

it wasn't always so strange

to see

animals about.

contained

by fence or trough.

but it is now.

finding the muse

inspiration

comes in many forms.

the muse

can be anything,

any life

that appears.

night or morning.

the weather

helps.

disasters, or calm.

tragedy or joy,

each to its own way

of bringing

to life

a new poem.

one way conversations

i talk to the computer,

the printer,

the phone

with no one on the line.

i have a conversation

with the toaster,

the oven,

the microwave.

the clocks that no longer

keep time.

i have deep conversations,

one way of course

with some many 

inanimate objects.

each reminding me of

when you were

here, speechless,

and numb, deaf

and blind.

the same view

there is

comfort in the same.

the same

bed,

the same food

and drink

the same

books and view

from the window.

the same love

interest.

we all

want the safe nest.

the place

we can return to

unchanged.

Safeway has fish

i see the neighbor's

carrots

are coming up, next to her

green beans

and tomatoes.

i tell her Safeway has

vegetables now,

to which she laughs,

but not as hard as she used

to when i'd see her

with her fishing rod

and told her that Safeway

has fish as well.

i won't stay too long

i won't stay too

long,

that is, even if i make it

over.

it's not

that i'm bored or don't

adore you,

please don't

be offended by my

brief stay.

it's just, well,

it's just me,

wanting to be somewhere

else.

the red umbrella

i never

saw her without her umbrella.

it was red.

and when

she opened it was

like a flower

blooming over head.

i used to

think she was prettier

in the rain.

walking towards

me on the boulevard,

no different than when

our eyes first met,

and me, of course,

all wet.

a small garden salad?

did i believe

that she would take her own

life,

curled and crying

in the dark

room,

in a fetal position on

the floor.

a part of me

did,

and a part of me didn't.

the first

few threats

i took as real,

calling her parents

and therapist

to warn them, but the next

few,

i went downstairs

and made dinner, turned

on the tv.

then yelled up,

to see if she'd like a 

small garden salad 

with her meal.

it's all the same now

at some

point the days just

seem

to blend into one another,

like soft

waves

rolling towards the shore.

Tuesday is no different

than Sunday.

each one is

what you make of it.

what you 

used to do on Friday

nights,

you do on Monday,

or Wednesday.

it doesn't matter anymore.

her lemon pie

her lemon

pie

made your lips smack,

your cheeks

curl

with the twang of it,

your mouth watered

before

the first bite was

taken.

it was tart and sweet.

the meringue

floating

on the top, her home

made crust,

a secret, of course

held it all together.

everything stopped

when she set it

on the table.

with a smile on her

face, then she took

it upon herself

to make the first cut.

lean into it

it's best

to lean into the wind,

find

a strong hand

or rail

to hang onto

and inch forward.

this will pass, most

storms

do.

it won't last.

they're out there

a kind

word will carry you through

the day,

the courtesy

of the held door,

the passing 

hello

or wave.

despite what you see

and read,

there are good people

still out there,

they just quietly

go about

their way.