shopping at the mall

i grab

my money, my wallet,

my coupons,

my pepper spray

and my

emergency whistle,

then strap on my bullet proof

vest, and head

to the mall.

but there's been another

incident

of some sort,

causing

everyone to stamped

out the door.

so i have to wait

in the parking lot

for hours

until the police

clear it out.

i put some music on

and wait.

the sale ends tomorrow.

but i could sure use

an Orange Juluis 

and a Cinnabon

right about now.