Tuesday, May 5, 2026

a hard swipe left

her Senior dating
profile states no Maga,
no red
hats,
no right-wing conservatives
or Trump
supporters.
swipe right if you want
men in women's
sports and locker rooms.
if you want higher
taxes
and open borders,
free grocery stores
and buses.
bonus points if you 
hate ICE
and billionaires,
and dislike finding fraud.
swipe right
if you are pro abortion
and love
communism and
Hammas
and want to free free free
Palestine,
i'm the girl for you.
we'll formally a boy,
i'm in transition now
to be completely
honest and transparent.
let's make memories
and protest together.
blue hair and nose rings
are a plus.
are you the one for me?
my soul mate?

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