you only live once

for a few

bucks more you can get

the deluxe

version,

the limited edition.

for a little bit more coin

you can

get the gold tier,

the next

step up,

let's ride first class,

you deserve that.

the VIP version, the cream

of the crop,

with Corinthian leather

and free 

maintenance

until it stops.

why have less

when you can have more.

don't be a cheapskate,

come on,

you only live once.