i feel so much better now

everyone is a coach

now.

a guru,

a self-educated teacher

on getting

and staying

well.

finding awareness

in your inner self.

it's easy money

on Instagram

and YouTube.

you just need a matt

and a phone

to record it all.

maybe

put some Hindu posters on

the wall.

breathe they tell you,

close your

eyes and blow out

all the bad stuff.

inhale,

exhale, now stretch those

arms

to the sky.

okay, we're done here.

that will be

thirty-nine ninety-five.