helping someone out on moving day

i went out

and bought her some new

boxes

after i kicked

her out of the house

for lying, cheating

and being

a complete psychopath.

her old boxes were torn

and broken

from five moves in the last

five years so

they were no longer

of any use

and i like to help people

out, when

they're moving.

i bought a few rolls of

packing tape

too and a new magic

marker

to write on the lids where

each box was to go

when she found a new place

to live.

i suggested her second

husband's basement again,

or maybe

she could crash

on one her married boyfriend's

boats hooked

up by the bay.

this made her angry,

very angry,

which caused her to scream

and to begin

speaking in tongues.

so i gave her some room,

leaving the house

to get coffee,

and let her pack things up

on her own.