i've always
been in favor of awarding
the inventor
of yoga pants,
the Nobel Prize.
and yet,
women seem
to be surprised when men,
young or
old, gawk at them at the gym
while they stretch
and turn themselves upside
down, rolling around like rotisserie
chickens.
we can't help but
look, for God's sake, we're
men.
why is this suddenly
news?
wear sweatpants and a sweat
shirt the next time
you want to stand
on your head,
if you don't want us checking
out those nooks
and crannies,
the curves on either end.
news flash.
we are men
and we like women.
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