failure to launch

i'm

a first grader when

it comes

to technology.

i will never graduate

and get

my masters degree

in the fine art

of computers and phones.

(is there a difference

anymore?)

i am stuck

in first gear.

there's enough tech

in my

phone to fly to the moon,

so they say.

but i can only answer

and call

and take an occasional

picture

or two.

but that's about it.

don't ask me to copy and paste,

or to download

an app,

or to print

anything.

face time is a mystery.

where is the Play store,

by the way,

next to Sears

at the Mall?

i'm shocked when i see people

typing

using their fingers

and thumbs

like Buddy Rich playing

the drums.

(don't ask).

i think someone is trying

to call me. got to go.

i'm done.