i'm very low maintenance

when you hear the words.
i'm low maintenance.
run. don't walk, don't
dilly dally, run fast.
you are in for trouble.
chaos and drama is soon
to follow.
those three words will
rock your world, take
you through the streets
of hell in a rickshaw.
people that say that
about themselves are
normally delusional
and the worst kind of
souls you want to get
mixed up with.
drama is their middle
name.
they are anything but
low maintenance. they
are the opposite.
they will put you through
the worst time of
your life, and laugh
about it.