No Refund, No Returns

if it's too good to be
true, it's not true,
she was silly putty,
gorilla glue.
wax and glow,
miracle wash,
the copper pan.
she was artificial
grass,
she was a placebo.
the exercise ball.
the mattress queen,
the ronco gizmo.
the foreman grill,
the cancer cure,
the paleo diet,
the wrinkle cream,
she was every
fake and over rated
thing
you can think of
under the sun.
a fraud, through
and through, but I
stepped right up
and bought her,
then paid my dues.
no refund, no returns,
no apologies.
live
and learn.