this will never work

i'm lactose intolerant

she tells me.

that means, no milk, no cheese, no yogurt,

and I only eat grass fed meat
or poultry.
lean cuts.

the fish have to be fresh caught,
nothing frozen
or farmed.

vegetables should be organic,
and local.

no bread, no sugar, no dessert or
coffee for me.
just sparkling water

on spring water ice. a slice
of organic lemon.

and i'm allergic to cats.
you don't have a cat do you?

and is your house mold free?
I have a severe reaction
to mold

and by the way,

I prefer to drive in the day time,
and if it's rainy
or too cold, or windy,

let's try another time.

oh and I don't drink alcohol.