Go Fund Me

I want a new car so I start
up a go fund me
on social media.

the money rolls in.
friends
relatives
people I hardly know
send me their hard earned dough.

I want to take a cruise.
another go fund me.

marriage and a honeymoon.
yes.
go fund me.

my dog is sick.
i'm sick.

my phone broke.
my computer is on the fritz.

I want a house, a boat,
I want
I want
I want.

but why work for it
when I have

go fund me dot com.

work is for the weak, the dumb.
the losers
that I can bleed.

go fund me.