Wednesday, November 15, 2023

the Medicare Advantage Plan

pestered beyond
belief to acquire a new
Medicare
advantage plan,
i finally give in
and give
the man on the phone
my social
security number,
my bank account information,
my age
and weight and height,
i give him
my birth date,
my mother's maiden name.
the names
of my children
and wife.
and when i get home
from work,
he's at the dinner table,
wearing my clothes,
petting my dog,
eating
a pot roast
and explaining to my
family 
the meaning of life.

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