Wednesday, November 29, 2023

and if elected

as president
my first act as commander
in chief
would be to outlaw
leaf blowers,
followed by
loud motorcycles,
and then
i'd start working on
crime,
the borders,
on poverty and hunger,
terrorism,
cartels and fentanyl
inflation, homelessness
and teachers
that actually teach,
outlawing wokeism,
not to mention refunding
the police
and allowing free speech.
that's day one.
the second day i'll probably
take a long nap.

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