Saturday, November 25, 2023

they'll know who did it

one of the ex wives
said to me
once as we
were going through
the usual
marital spats,
while eating dinner,
she said,
that if anything ever happened
to her,
and she disappeared,
they would know that i did it?
huh?
i said.
what are you talking about.
i'm just saying, she said.
it's always
the boyfriend or the husband
that gets rid
of his wife,
or girlfriend.
they find them in a swamp
in Jersey,
or behind a brick
wall in the basement.
every episode of Dateline
tells you that.
so, i just want you to know
that you wouldn't
get away with it.
okay, i tell her.
is there anymore pot roast
in the kitchen?
this is really delicious.
have you taken your meds
today, by the way?

No comments: