whatever melts your butter

i need a menu

for all

these different religions.

Wikipedia says that there

are over four

thousand of them.

but it would be nice 

to have

a clear

and concise description

of what they all believe in.

Judaism,

Buddhism,

Islam,

Muslim,

Presbyterian,

Mormon.

you've got your Quakers

and your

Lutherans,

Catholics of course

with the gowns

and gold,

then there's the Baptists,

you can see

them coming with

their pot luck dinners,

clutching knives and forks.

Unitarians,

Amish with their chairs

and tables,

the Shakers,

Taoism.

Seventh Day Adventists.

whew. it's endless what

we believe in or don't believe in.

God must feel like Gumby being

pulled in so

many directions.