going carnivore

i always

went with the third doctor,

the outlier

when it came to what

they were

recommending

to keep us healthy.

two out of three doctors

preferred menthol

cigarettes, but not me,

i went with the Camels

non-filtered.

three packs

a day.

two out of three doctors

preferred red wine

over white, while i went

with gin and tonics,

and the occasional

shot of tequila

at the bottom of a

miller lite.

two out of three doctors

said to eat

plants and vegetables, 

salads, but

not me,

i went with steaks,

mostly sirloins and ribeyes.

finally i got 

something right.