Thursday, November 16, 2023

if i get another dog

if i ever get another
dog
i'm not going to let him get
fat
like i did with the last dog, Moe.
allowing him
to eat
what i ate,
the standard american diet,
full of crap.
sugar and chemicals, oils,
carbs,
processed foods,
and all that.
he'll be eating meat.
chicken and steak, poultry,
pork.
like the carnivore beast
he is.
but i might have to get
a second job
to support him.

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