what i like in my man

she said

what I like in my significant
other

is two things.

and I said, a job, money,
status,

power. physique and charm?

no, no, she said, all of that
is fine,

but I like my man to have nice
eyebrows.

what?

that's your specifications
of your new love
interest?

yes. oh, and big man hands too.

calloused, rough and raw.

bitten nails turn me on too.

so, that's your list.
hands and eyebrows.

you don't care if he's a little
person
or a giant,

heavy or thin, or if he's
collecting change at a toll booth

or an astronaut?

nope. don't care.
eyebrows and hands is my kind of
guy.