we know people

we need this
done

quickly and cheaply.

yesterday would have been
a good day.
you have come

highly recommended.
we've done

a back ground check
so we know that
you are

a wonderful person.
we want your

lowest possible price
for the highest

quality of work.
if nothing goes wrong

we promise to keep
your card
and pass your name along

if we can find
it amongst the hundreds
of other cards

from other estimates.

we know people with
money. important people
that have been in the news.

can you come by today?
take your shoes off before
coming in.

the children will be napping in
the afternoon, so don't ring
the bell or knock.

sit out on the porch and at
some point we will look out
the window

to let you in.

we have white carpet and our little
ones are allergic
to strangers, so wear a hospital
mask
and hat.

someone will take your
temperature and examine
your throat and ears

upon entering.