the survey

please, please
take the survey and tell us how
wonderful
we are.
we've called, we've emailed.
we've texted you.
it will only take an hour
of your time
to tell us
how perfect our product
is.
how good the installation
went.
we need your praise.
we are desperate to hear how
happy you are.
our business depends
upon you marking
five stars
for service, for quality, for
price, for compassion
and kindness by our workers.
they were amazing, right?
you are a valued customer
and we want to bask
in your praise
and tell the world how thrilled
you are with our work.
please, please
fill out the survey.
it means everything to us.
and if you do,
we promise to leave you alone.
honest.