my one star yelp review

someone

has written a yelp review

about me.

a bad one.

she says,

i wasn't on time, my

work

was below average,

i over charged

her,

and left a mess

behind.

she said i was aloof,

unfriendly

and complained

about the coffee i gave

him.

the pastries,

the lunch i made.

he played his music

too loud.

i wouldn't recommend

him to anyone

that i know.

don't let him into

your house.

but

she gave me a one-star rating

in the end,

which was kind,

seeing we

were married once,

a long time ago,

back in 1999.