joke,
one that Mae West
once
said
in a whimsical
state
of mind.
is that a banana in your
pocket
or are you
just happy to see me?
no he replied,
it's my inhaler.
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About Me
- Stephen Chute
- west springfield, virginia, United States
- these are all FICTIONAL stories and characters and are in no way representative of any real experiences in my or anyone else's life. any similarities are purely coincidental, except for the dog poems.
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