Sunday, June 23, 2024

fashion advice for global warming

it's 98 degrees
at eight o'clock in the morning
in Maine,
so maybe, just maybe
there is something
to be said about this
global warming thing.
but what's the answer?
how can you get a planet
of so many diverse
people and politics to
agree on anything?
half the world hates the other
half.
so, just suck it up, take
a cold shower,
and have a bowl of ice-cream.
wear white thin
clothing
and sandals,
and a hat.
bikinis and speedos are
optional,
especially in France.

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