their motherly ways

the doctor's office

sends me

an email, then a text, then

calls.

robotically.

will i be there today

at 2:40?

press yes

to confirm your appointment.

would you like

to do

express check in?

if so,

enter your ID number,

credit card,

birthdate

and mother's maiden

name. or

do you want to reschedule

again?

they're very motherly

in their

corporate

and chilly way.