with apologies to Tom Waits

it's all

about making the sale.

persuading

the customer to buy,

to accept the deal.

a vote for

me

is a vote for good times

and prosperity.

we can win this election.

so step right up

and pull

the lever.

you can drive it off

the lot today.

no salesman will visit

your home.

the quality goes in before

the name goes on.

batteries not included.

it's the only

product you will ever need.

it's a job,

it's a friend.

if not satisfied return

all useable

parts for a partial

refund.

one size fits all.

all work

guaranteed.

we can't do it without you.

going out of business.

going out of business sale.

one size fits all.

vote for me,

vote often, or don't vote at all.

open all night.

come one, come on down,

come all.