are pulling out the stops
as the election
gets closer.
they are kissing babies,
handing out
free ice-cream
on a hot day.
it's amnesty for millions,
no taxes on tips
for the waiters,
no longer do you have
to pay off
your student loan.
felonies are reduced
to misdemeanors.
there's a chicken in every
pot.
the homeless now have a
luxury apartment
for a home.
and as God
is my witness, i
promise that
every dog in the country,
if i'm elected,
will have a bone.
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