the baloney we worry about

should i order that new

toothbrush

from amazon,

and have the truck arrive

tomorrow morning,

to put it on my porch?

maybe i should get some

other stuff too,

to make it worth their while.

let's see.

socks? yes. a dozen

stretch socks,

black, brown and grey.

what else?

maybe a new applicance

of some sort.

a new microwave.

that should do it.

that should 

ease my guilt about gas

and the carbon footprint

and all

the other baloney they make

us worry about.