i give a zero on that delivery

the notice says that the package

has arrived.

i look out the door.

nope.

nothing.

nada.

i step out onto the porch

in my boxer shorts

to see if it's in

the bushes, or on a neighbor's

porch.

still nothing.

i go  back online.

how was your delivery,

the message says.

please give us a rating

if you have the time.

i type in zero.

and the robot types back,

thank you.