Friday, October 15, 2021

women and children first, oh my

when you watch the movie
the Titanic you say out loud,
what were they
thinking.
why weren't they down
in the carpenters shop
sawing and hammering tables
together to make some
sort of raft, or something
once they ran out of boats.
go to the kitchen and get
some giant pot to float
around in.
throw some mattresses out
there, something. what in the ham
sandwich were they doing
playing music, and whistling
dixie. down with ship, hell no.

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