Lisa tells me,
my Morgan Stanley advisor,
is don't buy a boat. trust me,
don't buy
a boat when
you retire,
you'll regret it,
or an RV to travel the country
in. just get those
crazy notions out of your
head.
imagine sleeping and going
to the bathroom
all the time in your car.
wait six months, wait
a year,
before you start spending
your mandatory required distributions
like wildfire.
although a trip to Dubai
would be nice
if you take me, once the war
is over.

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