war goes on, the president
and his
cabinet promise that there
will be no
boots on the ground.
the war will
be mainly aerial, however
if troops are
needed and deployed
to protect our interests,
soldiers will not be wearing
standard combat boots,
but instead,
newly designed
Birkenstocks, made
specifically for the arid
Middle East climates
and terrain.
they will be sturdy and have
thick souls.
colors will be cammo green
and sand storm browns.
they will be of a unisex
style,
both breathable and comfortable
as soldiers
go about their war like
activities.
No Boots on the Ground.
promises made,
promises kept.
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