i'm now one of the protesters

i decide

to become a protester,

but not

about ICE, or Gaza,

or the Epstein Files,

or what

Trump tweeted,

or about rounding up illegal

immigrants,

and 

dictators,

or the fraud

with the Somalis.

no.

i decide to protest the weather.

i make a sign

and go downtown

to the local

weather station

and march

on the sidewalk,

shouting into my microphone.

change

the weather.

raise the temperature,

stop

snowing.

unfreeze the streets.

end winter now, end winter now,

or else!

however,

i imagine this will have the same

effect as

all the other protests

going on.

which is none.

jiminy crickets, it's cold out.