red light therapy

i buy into the latest trend

of using

red light therapy

for aches and pains,

for aging skin,

for whatever ails you.

packages keep arriving

from Amazon,

as i get out the extension

cords and power strip.

i sit back and plug in.

one for each knee,

one for my face,

one for my head, 

another to stick up my nose.

i'm now aglow like a 

Christmas tree.