no salesman will visit your home

reserved, select,

limited

time only,

hand carved,

the manager's special,

fresh fish

daily,

going fast,

going out of business.

last call,

last chance,

everything must go,

one size fits

all,

make us an offer

we can't refuse,

no salesmen will visit

your home,

we offer rebates,

we have

coupons, 

it's a fire sale, it's

a once in a lifetime

opportunity.

you too could live here,

drive one away

today.

low rates,

the best in town.

buy three and get

the fourth one

free.

you will not be disappointed

or your money

back,

put nothing down.

bad credit, no credit,

no problem.

sign here, initial there,

we'll tie it to the roof 

of your car,

now take it home.