Tuesday, February 24, 2026

30 bucks an hour shoveling snow in NYC

i wanted to help
shovel
out the city from the snowstorm
and make
a few extra bucks
to help
pay for the rising
property taxes,
but the communist mayor
said that i needed five id's.
a social security
card
and a driver's license,
a passport
and a birth certificate.
two of which
would be photo
id's,
i only have two, so i'm
out of luck.
but come November
i don't need any identification
to vote,
i just have to
show up
and pull the lever,
or write in my selection
through the oh so reliable
US Mail.
socialism
at its worse.

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